SARDAR JOKES

SARDAR JOKES

HINDI JOKES JOKES SARDAR JOKES

प्रोफेसर - पहली हिन्दी साइलेंट फिल्म कौन सी है ?
सरदारजी- अगर फिल्म साइलेंट थी तो आपको कैसे पता चला की वो हिंदी है ?
प्रोफेसर- बेहोश ..
सरदार पहली बार समझदार !!??

SARDAR JOKES

SARDAR JOKES

ENGLISH JOKES JOKES SARDAR JOKES

!!DJ Party !!

There was sardar's DJ Party in a party-plot,

DJ asked:"kab tak bajau?"

Party plot owner replied: "12baje tak baja de,

Uske baad to ye Generator ki awaz pe bhi nachenge!!!".....

SARDAR JOKES

SARDAR JOKES

ENGLISH JOKES JOKES SARDAR JOKES

Sardar Ji: Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau shuru kiya hai: "Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye, Mangni k liye 2 dabye, Shadi k liye 3 dabye."

Ek aadmi: Hum Dusri Shadi k liye kya dabaun???

Sardar Ji: Dusri shadi k liye pehle wali ka gala dabye ..!!!???

SARDAR JOKES

SARDAR JOKES

ENGLISH JOKES JOKES SARDAR JOKES

All ATM's in Punjab are jammed & not working.
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Bcoz,
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All Sardarnies put their hair pin in machine,when asked,"ENTER PIN"

SARDAR JOKES

SARDAR JOKES

ENGLISH JOKES JOKES SARDAR JOKES

All ATM's in Punjab are jammed & not working.
.
Bcoz,
.
.
All Sardarnies put their hair pin in machine,when asked,"ENTER PIN"

SARDAR JOKES

SARDAR JOKES

ENGLISH JOKES JOKES SARDAR JOKES

"My grand father lived for 96 years. He never used glasses."

Sardar:" Ya.. I know.. Few people drink directly from bottle."??!!!!

SARDAR JOKES

SARDAR JOKES

ENGLISH JOKES JOKES SARDAR JOKES

A sardar soldier captured a Pakistani soldier and gave him a dice and said, " If you get 1,2,3,4 or 5, I will kill you."

Pakistani Soldier :"What if I get 6?"

Sardar:"You'll have to play again."