Mikaal to Ajit: Boss Robert ke ghar twins paida hue hain, usne kaha hai ki boss se pucch kar inke naam rakh do.
Ajit: Mikaal, Robert se kaho ek ka naam peter rakh de or dusre ka repeater !
Ajit: Raabert, Dayna (Diana) ko kuch khatta pila do.
Robert: Kyon boss?
Ajit: Bewkoof, woh Dayna se Daynasour ho jayegi, phir extinct kar dena.
Ajit: Maikal, Is saale ke ek haath mein laal aur doosre haath mein hara rang laga do.
Maikal: Lekin kyon baas? Ajit: Bewakoof, itnaa bhi nahin jaanta?
Jab police yahaan aayegi to ise range haathon pakad legi.
Robert: Boss Mona was found leaking information to police, what should we do with her?
Ajit: is ko sui lagake side me phekdo!
Robert : per kyo boss?
Ajit: sub sochenge ke Mona ne suiside karliya.
Robert: Boss! Aaap ko kaun si teen cheez sabse jyada pasand hein boss?
Ajeet: Ek Mona, Doosra Sona, aur Tisra, Mona ke saath Sona!!!
Ajit ke teen pyari cheez konsi hai???
1.Sona
2.Mona...darling!!
3.Mona ke sath Sona ......!
Ajit: Robert, es khotte ko kala paint laga do!
Robert: magar, kyoon ?? Boss .
Ajit: Aarey bevakoof, main ese blackmail karna chatha koon!
Robert : Boss, mission par kaise jaoon, mujhe "Headek" ho raha hai.
Ajit : Abe, head ek ho ya do, kaam to karna hi padega.
Raaabert, Harshad Mehta ko stool test karao,Pata to chale akhir ye BullShit kya hota hai.
Robert : Boss, humne ek CID ko pakad liya hai.
Ajit : Ise marke Police Station ke samne daal do.
Aur uske badan par ek sui chubha do.
Robert : Par sui kyon, Boss ?
Ajit : Bewakoof! Police samjhegi ki "sui-cid" hua hai.
Maikal : Boss, yeh admi to kuchh bol hi nahi raha hai...Kya kare ?
Ajit : Ise Revolving chair mein daal do.... Pata to chale ke chakkar kya hai.
Robert and Ajit going in a ship
Suddenly there is a hole in the ship.....
Robert: ab kya hoga boss?
Ajit: ek aur hole kardo !
Robert: magar kyon boss?
Ajit: ek hole par 'in' likho aur doosre par 'out'!
Ajit : Robert, test match ka kya scene hai ?
Robert : Boss, Viv. Richards chhakke pe chhakka maar raha hai.
Ajit : Saale ko sabak sikhana padega.
Lunch time mein use phone milao.
(In Lunch Time)
Ajit : Richards, tumhari maa hamare kabze mein hai.
Robert : Boss is aadmi ko kaise maaru ?
Ajit : Ise eraser se maaro, Yeh mar bhi jayega mit bhi jayega.
"America mein WAR"
Robert: America mein WAR ho gaya boss!
Ajit: U.S mein kyaa rakhaa hai Bloody Fool! India mein roz “WAR” hota hai.
Ajit: Bolo kaise???
Robert: Nahin maaloom Boss!!!
Ajit: Arre ulloo!! SOMWAAR, MANGALWAAR, BUDHWAAR
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