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Saturday, April 18, 2015

APRIL FOOL JOKES

APRIL FOOL JOKES

I am your girlfriend:

Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.

Theek kaha na ????

In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R....!!

Happy April Fools Day..

Friday, April 17, 2015

Thursday, April 16, 2015

Saturday, March 28, 2015

APRIL FOOL JOKES

APRIL FOOL JOKES

Six Amazing facts:-
1. 90% of ppl in Myanmar don't drink milk
2. Snake’s vision is upto 5 km.
3. A man can touch sun if his body is completely surrounded by mercury.
4. No twins have been born til now in Switzerland.
5. Zebra doesn’t have liver.
6. All these details r false. Thanx 4 belivng 4 a while....
Tody is not april 1, But a fool is a fool on any date…!!!!
APRIL FOOL JOKES

APRIL FOOL JOKES

April 1 is named FOOL'S DAY, after Steve April. He was born on 1st April 1579. He did 105 businesses in his lifetime. He lost all his father's assets, and so everyone started calling him father of the fools.
At 19, he married a 61-year-old woman who divorced him after a year because of his foolishness. He used to read all kinds of fake stories like you are doing now.
It's great idea fooling you ...Happy April Fool's day??!!
APRIL FOOL JOKES

APRIL FOOL JOKES

If pepole say you are crazy, be patient;
If they say you are a moron, relax;
If they say you are stupid, be cool;
But if they say you are smart,
Then slap these stupid people,
HaPpY AlL FooLs' DaY!!
APRIL FOOL JOKES

APRIL FOOL JOKES

Yeh Dostana Hamara..
Mai Kashti Tu Kinara..
Mai Dhanush Tu Teer..
Mai Matar Tu Paneer..
Mai Warsha Tu Badal..
Mai Rajma Tu Chawal...
Mai Hot Tu Cool..
Mai April Tu Phool...
Happy Aprial Phool...!!!
APRIL FOOL JOKES

APRIL FOOL JOKES

Five friends lived in a room, Namely MAD, BRAIN, FOOL, NOBODY, SOMEBODY.
One day SOMEBODY killed NOBODY.
At that time BRAIN was in bathroom, MAD called police.
MAD: Is it police station???
Police: Yes, what is the matter???
MAD: SOMEBODY killed NOBODY.
Police: Are you mad?
MAD: Yes, I”m MAD.
Police: Don`t you have BRAIN.
MAD: BRAIN is in bathroom…
Police: you FOOL…
MAD: No, FOOL is reading this joke…
APRIL FOOL JOKES

APRIL FOOL JOKES

कितना स्मार्ट आपको रब ने बनाया...
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.वाह वाह!!!...
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वाह वाह!!!,....
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.. कितना स्मार्ट आपको रब ने बनाया..
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और हमने तीन दिन पहले ही आपको 'अप्रैल फूल' बनाया... अब करो वाह वाह!!!!

Tuesday, March 24, 2015

APRIL FOOL JOKES

APRIL FOOL JOKES

You Know! Which is the best day to get divorce from your wife….
1st April, You Know Why?
If your wife accept Then It’s Your Luck,
Otherwise Just Tell Her “Baby Happy April Fool”

APRIL FOOL JOKES

APRIL FOOL JOKES

Best relationships needs no promises,
No demands and no expectations...
It just needs two people.
One fool like you;
And one cool like me.
Happy April Fool!

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