LATEST SHAYARI, JOKES AND SMS: FUNNY JOKES

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Tuesday, December 8, 2015

WHATSAPP JOKES

ईराक से खबर आई है कि..
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WHATSAPP JOKES

ENGLISH JOKES ENGLISH SMS FUNNY JOKES JOKES SMS WHATSAPP JOKES WHATSAPP SMS

How to get rid of dark circles near ur eyes...

1) Open Whats App
2) Go to settings
3) Deactivate your account

😜😉😄

How To Call An urgent Family Meeting In 3 Easy Steps:
1. Go to the Wi Fi router
2. Turn it Off
3. Wait in that Room !!😄😄😄

👦👈Normal Photo
👱👈Selfie
🌚👈 Aadhar Card
🌑👈 Aadhar Card Xerox

😜😜😜😜😂😂😂😂

Monday, November 16, 2015

FUNNY JOKES

ENGLISH JOKES FUNNY JOKES JOKES

Ek Aadmi Ne 98.3 Fm Radio Pe Phone Kiya

Man : Mujhe S.g. Road Pe Ek Purse Mila Hai,
Jisme 15000 Cash.
Ek Credit Card Aur
Pallavi Mishra Ke Naam Ka Id Mila Hai.

Radio Jockey : Wah... Aap Kitne Imaandaar Hain.
Kya Aap Unhe Wo Purse Waapis Karna Chahenge.???

Man : Nahi!!

Main Chahta Hu Ki Pallavi Mishra Ke Liye,
Ek Dard Bhara Song Ho Jaaye.

FUNNY JOKES

FUNNY JOKES HINDI JOKES JOKES

पहला दोस्त (दूसरे से)- तुम यह चाकू क्यों उबाल रहे हो?
दूसरा- सुसाइड करने के लिए...।
पहला- तो फिर उबालने की क्या जरूरत है?
दूसरा- मरने के बाद कहीं इन्फेक्शन न हो जाए इसलिए!!!

Tuesday, April 21, 2015

FUNNY JOKES

ENGLISH JOKES FUNNY JOKES JOKES

एक रुम में 5 दोस्त रहते थे.

1.पागल
2.बेवकूफ
3.दिमाग
4.कोई नही
5.किसी

एक दिन कोई नही ने किसी को मार दिया

उस समय दिमाग बाथरुम में था

पागल ने पुलिस को फोन किया

हैलो पुलिस कोई नही ने किसी का कत्ल कर दिया

पुलिस : ओए क्या तुम पागल हो?

पागल : जी मैं पागल हूँ

पुलिस : तेरे पास दिमाग नही है क्या?

पागल : जी दिमाग तो बाथरुम में है

पुलिस : ओ बेवकूफ

पागल : जी मैं तो पागल हूँ

बेवकूफ तो मैसेज पढ़ रहा है....

हा हा हा

Tuesday, April 7, 2015

FUNNY JOKES

ENGLISH JOKES FUNNY JOKES JOKES

A man just before marriage : "SUPERMAN"

After marriage : "GENTLEMAN"

After ten years : "WATCHMAN"

After twenty years : "DOBERMAN"

FUNNY JOKES

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In a personality class, the trainer has been explaining the importance of SWOT analysis.(SWOT analysis means finding one's strength,weakness,opportunity and threat).

Then he asked one of the participants ::

What is your strength?
Participant: My wife is my strength.

What is your weakness?
Participant: Your wife is my weakness.

Then what is your opportunity?
Participant: I am looking for an opportunity.

What is your threat?
Participant: U are my threat.

FUNNY JOKES

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Two old women were sitting on a bench .

1 old women: My memory is really bad.
2 old women: How bad is it?
1 old women: How bad is what??!!!

FUNNY JOKES

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MARRIAGE INVITATION
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Mr. & Mrs. BIRYANI
Invite u & your famly 4 d wedding of their Grandson
MASALA Rice
(S/o.Zira Rice)
with
QEEMA Masala
(D/o. Seekh Kabab)
On 16-01-2015
At 09:00pm
Venue:-
Near Kaleji FUNCTION HALL, Paya Building,
Bheja Fry Road, Opp. Charbi Theatre,
Gurdaa Mohalla,
Near Bakraa nagar.

AAP CHAHO TO APNE SERVANT KO BHI SATH LA SAKTE HO!!!!!

Thursday, April 2, 2015

FUNNY JOKES

ENGLISH SMS FUNNY JOKES SMS

Ek Bhootni Haircut Karane Gayi Insaan Ke Bhesh Me...
Barber: Baad Mein Aao, Busy Hoon! Aisa Kya Kaha Bhootni Ne K Barber Behosh Ho Gya???
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Sar Rakh Kar Jaa Rahi Hoon, Step cut Kar Dena Baad Mein Le Jaungi