LATEST SHAYARI, JOKES AND SMS: TOP 500+ BEST WHATSAPP STATUS N QUOTES

Love is that state of mind when a karan johar film becomes bearable.
Dream as if you’ll live forever..Live as if tomorrow is last one.
We buy things we don’t need with money we don’t have to impress people we don’t like.
Wow now I’m a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
I like to take road less travelled…..helps me to avoid traffic.
If people are talking behind your back, then just fart.
Hatred can be overcome only by love.
Mai har kisi k liye apne aap ko accha sabit nhi kr skta ....Lekin mai un ke liye BEHATREEN hu , Jo mujhe Samajhte hai :(
अपनी दोस्ती का बस इतना सा असूल है, जो तू कुबूल है.... तो तेरा सब कुछ कुबूल है...
мy ғavorιтe тнιng aвoυт ѕcнool ιѕ ѕιттιng wιтн мy ғrιend & ғlιppιng тнroυgн a тeхтвooĸ poιnтιng aт υgly pιcтυreѕ & ѕayιng “тнaт’ѕ yoυ”.!! :D
When a problem arises, take a moment to listen to your heart!
I'm not online, it's just an optical illusion.
Life is like photography, You use the negatives to develop.
I am always right, Once i thought that I am wrong, But i was wrong.
मिल सके आसानी से , उसकी ख्वाहिश किसे है? ज़िद तो उसकी है ... जो मुकद्दर में लिखा ही नहीं...
जल जाते हैं मेरे अंदाज़ से मेरे दुश्मन क्यूंकि एक मुद्दत से मैंने न मोहब्बत बदली और न दोस्त बदले .!!.
Taaѕн ĸe paттo мe ιĸĸa aυr zııŋdgı мe ѕıĸĸa..+ ⇩⇩⇩⇩⇩⇩⇩⇩⇩ jaв cнalтa нa! ŋa тo Ðυŋıya ѕalaaм тнoĸтı нaı.....iii
मेरा वजूद नहीं किसी तलवार और तख़्त ओ ताज का मोहताज, में अपने हुनर और होंठो की हंसी से लोगो के दिल पे राज करता हैं....
Kehte Hein Waqt Se Pehle
Or Kismat Ke Bina
Kisi Ko Kuch Nahi Milta...Kam krke dheko.
Ham tere bina ab rhe nahi skte tere bina kya vjood mera.
Pyar or war mai sab jayaz hai bidu.
Why beautiful girls don't have brains.
Dil ko zubaan, aankhon ko sapne mil gaye
Meri zindagi chal toh rahi thi ... par tere aane se maine jeena shuru kar diya
Main marne ke liye nahi peeta ... peene ke liye marta hun.
mai apna chehra bhul skta hu but tumhara nahi.....
Tu naraz na raha kar,tujhe vaasta hai khuda ka,.......Ek terahi chehra khush dekhkar to hum apna gum bhulate hai.
Kitne anmol hote hain yeh yaadon ke rishte bhi........koi yaad na bhi kare, chahat fir bhi rehti hai..
Mohabbat ki aazmaish dede kar thak gaya hun ae khuda,...Kismat mein koi aisa likh de jo maut tak wafa kare..
If you can't convince them, Confuse them.
No one is busy in this world. Its all about priorities!
We don't have to be alike to be friends. We just have to care about each other!
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
आज का विचार: अगर परछाईयाँ कद से और बातें औकात से बड़ी होने लगे तो समझ लीजिये कि सूरज डूबने ही वाला है..!
दुकानें उसकी भी लुट जाती है अक्सर हमने देखा है...! . जो दिन भर में न जाने कितने ताले बेच देता है...!!
Anyone else sit on the toilet and play with their phone until you realized you have been finished 10 minutes ago?
To infinity…. and beyond!!!
Beauty Fades After Time, But my Personality Is Forever! …..(best whatsapp status of 2015)
Happiness is when “Last seen at” changes to “online” and then to “typing..”
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That’s relativity……Albert Einstein .
Yes , I m single , & You’ve to be damn beautiful to change it.;)
Life on earth is expensive, but it includes a free trip around the sun.
If you want to be rude then you should become a celebrity.
I wish I could loose weight as easy as I lose my pens,keys,smartphone,my temper and even my mind.
I am not questioning your honour. I am denying its existence.
Always remember you are UNIQUE………… just like everybody else.
I was not busy to be online… I had just gave up on my life when I picked up this girls phone and saw my contact name as “Free Recharge”
You won’t have a happy life if you worry about what others say about you.
Scientist say the world is made up of Proton,Neutrons and Electrons…they forgot to mention Morons like u :);)
Give a man fish and you’ll feed him for a day.Teach a man to fish and you can then stick him with a huge amount of fishing School loans.
I’d rather have honest enemies than fake friends.
Some people are alive only, Because it’s illegal to kill them.
You were too lazy to read that number.
Stop worrying about the world ending today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia.
Just because something isn’t happening for you right now doesn’t mean that will never happen.
When Sum One Hates You for no reason……………..Give them a reason _!_
fun is like life insurance.The older you get..the more it cost’s.
Many beautiful flowers in the world but my flower is you.You are most beautiful than others,I Love you my lovely rose. Happy Rose Day Dear!!
Forget the failures and work hard for success
Sometimes i just wish i’ could fast forward the time to see if in the end it’s all worth it.
We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.
Dear people who update their whatsapp message every 30 seconds, there’s Facebook for that reason!
My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
I am always right, Once i thought that I am wrong, But i was wrong.
A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years.
”Please don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude.
Follow your heart but take your brain with you.
I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!
A goal properly set is halfway reached
Jidhar apna CRUSH hai , udhar hich sala RUSH hai and filhaal timepass k liye only CANDYCRUSH he…(hindi)
“Success” all depends on the second letter.
You’re not perfect, I am not as well, but together we are perfect.
A single word can undoubtedly be a repository of knowledge, provided you’re willing to learn something new.
Eat…sleep….regret……repeat.
Life is the art of drawing without a eraser.
I’ll love you till my final breath.
Sleep till you’re hungry….Eat till you’re sleepy
Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life
I did lots of stupid things on social networking sites but atleast i never commented “Cute pic dear “on girls profile picture
I act like I don’t care, but deep inside, it hurts.
Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.
Don’t choose the one who is beautiful to the world; choose the one who makes your world beautiful.
The most painful memory I have is of when I walked away and you let me leave.
Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue.
Laugh alone and the world thinks you’re an idiot.
“’Different” and ‘New’ is relatively easy. Doing something that’s genuinely better is very hard.” Sir Jony Ive, Apple
People r like music some say the truth and rest,just noise.
When I drink alcohol… Everyone says I’m alcoholic. But… When I drink Fanta.. No one says I’m fantastic.
My heart is now a perfect place… with you inside it.
I will marry the girl who look as pretty as in her Aadhaar card!!!!
Second chances are for losers….either we do it in first place or live it for others.
Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.
Be polite to everyone don’t sweat the small stuff, and be positive-it’s contagious!
My attitude depends on the people in front of me…. (best whatsapp status ideas)
Dear Samsung, please also start selling jeans that can accommodate your smartphones.
Went to a fish market and shouted at them saying “What is this, a classroom?”, thereby maintaining the balance of the universe.
Don’t try to choose which is not Urs..But..Don’t dare to loose which is only Urs
I loved you…but I guess that my love couldn’t save his… nothing could.
Dear math please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.
Tip to avoid car insurance……….Join facebook and never leave home.
I am me and I won’t change myself for anyone..!
Love marriage is like dancing in front of snake and asking him to bite.
If you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change. _ Wayne Dyer
Fight NOT To Lose..Instead 0f Fighting To WIN
I can’t find the reason why I like you. I believe that’s what love does.
Life is too short. Dont waste it removing pen drive safely.
This is the beginning of the sentence you just finished reading.
Think about it ..every time we look back at ourselves five years ago we think we were an idiot.
I miss the good old days when Black Friday was actually on Friday.
Fikar kar uski jo teri fiqr kre, u to zindgi mai bhut hai hamdard
I am Neither Batman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my women..! ……….(top whatsapp status)
Formula for success…….under promise and over deliver…….
Xcuse me..I found something under my shoes. .ohh its your Attitude.
Just thought a thought but the thought I thought wasn’t the thought I thought I thought.
There are three sides to an argument – your side, my side and the right side.
I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin me.
When i am good i am best , when i am bad i am worst.
After Tuesday, even the calender says “W T F”.
Just wanted to say, you are as useless as “ueue” in a “queue”.
Never do something permanently stupid just because you are temporarily upset.
CGPA available for adoption… can’t raise it myself.
Life is planning a pleasant curve for me.
Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my watsapp status….
Lookout for small note in bracket if you just want best of the best…
One person’s LOL is another’s WTF!
Be what you want to be, not what other wants to see.
We are on the same side Now. Four pegs at night will make me stringer
Trust in God, But lock your car. (latest whatsapp status)
A rolling stone gathers no moss… But if I stop the stone then it still takes a long time for the moss to grow.
One wise guy invented mobile application Whatsapp…..and his wife added last seen feature ??
We are never ever getting back together.
People are more what they hide than what they show
“It takes 20 years to build a reputation and five minutes to ruin it. If you think about that, you’ll do things differently.” -Warren Buffett
Without me its just awso.
I’m poor. I can’t pay ATTENTION in Class room.
It is only possible to live happily ever after on a daily basis.
I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice.
Ah, good ol’ trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die.
I hate it when i ask “how are you?” just to be polite and end up getting a fucking life story.
apni to bass ek hi zeed he…. sar pe Taaj… Sath me koi Khasss aur is kamini duniya pe Raaaajjj !!…(hindi)
We live in a Dumb Age where Smartphone’s are thinner and smarter, people are obese and stupid. (whatsapp status 2015)
All problems become smaller if you don’t dodge them but confront them. Also check attitude whatsapp status on our site.
Don’t settle for good.Demand Great.
Why is Monday so far from Friday and Friday so near to monday???? My week is basically …Monday–>Monday#2–>Monday#3–>Monday#4–>Friday–>Saturday–>pre-Monday
Don’t let a bad day make you feel like you have a bad life.
I’m cool but global warming made me hot
Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.
Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it’s wide use three fingers, make sure it’s wet and rub up and down. Yep that’s how you wash a cup.
Don’t be too optimistic. The light at the end of the tunnel may be another train.
Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.
My heart beats only for you..
Tried to loose weight…….But it keeps finding me.
Forget your past forgive yourself and begin again.
Intelligence is like underwear. It’s important that you have it but there’s no need to show it off.
Lazy People Fact #5812672793
We are all part of the ultimate statistic – ten out of ten die.
Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.
The problem is not the problem; the problem is your attitude about the problem.
I Loved A Girl and She Broke my heart….. Now every piece of my heart love DifferenT Girlz…. People called it flirt Thats Not fair…
The essence of romantic love is that wonderful beginning, after which sadness and impossibility may become the rule.
The movie Titanic is a great lesson of why just the tip can get you in a lot of trouble.
Flirting is the art of making a man feel pleased with himself.
Take a deep breath it’s just a bad day, not a bad life.
Those who know love has also the risk of knowing pain.
I don’t care what people think or say about me, I was not born on this earth to please everybody.
I meditate for 20 min every morning …..It helps reduce stress of being 20 min late for everything
Are you the drug or the cure?
If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, it was meant to be. If it does not, hunt it down & kill it.
Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off. ……..(awesome whatsapp status)
Kiss me and you will see starts, Love me and i will give them to you.
Hakuna Matata!!–the great motto to live life!!
My laziness is like 8, when I lie down it becomes infinity :p
Don’t let a bad day make you feel like you have a bad life.
Yeah you ,the one reading my status.. Get Lost.
‘Black Friday Bowling’ Because those pins look A LOT like those bitches in front of me in line this morning!
I don’t like cocaine, i just like the way it smells;)
Take out ‘N’ out of FRIEND, and you are cooked!
Childhood is like being drunk, everyone remembers what you did, except you.
I am a better investor because I am a businessman and a better businessman because I am an investor. – Warren Buffett
Your whatsapp status say’s online …..If your online then why aren’t you texting me
One wise guy invented mobile application Whatsapp…..and his wife added last seen feature.
Life will give you exactly what you need, not what you want
Can I borrow a Kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
Thin, I am quick; fat, I am slow.
When there’s a will, I want to be in it. (best whatsapp status ever)
Cheating is easy try something challenging and be faithful.
I’m not slow….I’m at energy saving mode.
At last got to know how to loose weight in 10 days : Just turn your head right then left and repeat whenever offered any food
I took IQ test …..results were negative
Happiness is not the absence of problems. It’s the ability to deal with them.
Waiting for wi-fi network.
Wish My Parents were Like Google search. They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete. …..(best ever whatsapp status)
I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition.
Better the vacuum cleaner the better it sucks!!
I think it’s weird when I love you, I think it’s weird when I want you, when you don’t even know I’m there!
Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn’t contain any calories.
We do not remember days, we remember moments.
sometimes there is this moment when you feel like talking to someone….but you see around to find no one except your shadow….!!
My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!”
Am gonna Make my Status………….better you too Focus on your Status only.
Should transformers take car insurance or life insurance…..
All problems become smaller if you don’t dodge them but confront them.
I will be back before you pronunce afjkhnfkualnfhukcakecnhkj.
Everyone else thinks you’re an asshole.
At last got to know how to loose weight in 10 days :Just turn your head right right then left and repeat whenever offered any food
Stolen kisses are always sweetest.
There are 3 types of people in the world- vegetarian, non-vegetarian & Tuesday Saturday.
Nobody can teach me who I am.
I think love is fearless.
I m sorry did i give u d quite impression that i give a damn about u???
Roses are red Sky is blue ..Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two !!!
Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet (o_o) (>_
I know the voices in my head aren’t real….. but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!
One more password got married…!!
Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.
Fall in love not in line.
And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. – Friedrich Nietzsche
All girls are my sisters except you.
I started out with nothing and i still have most of it:)
My attitude will always be based on how you treat me.
Pictures are worth a thousand words.
Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.True story.
“If you love two people at the same time, choose the second. Because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn’t have fallen for the second. – Johnny Deep ………….(Best whatsapp quotes)
I’am looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
Behind every successful man there is a Passion and Hard work.
I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life; if I die next Tuesday.
Darr k aage jeet hai….aur dadar k aage seat hai (Just for mumbaikars)
Friendship doubles your joy and divides your sorrow.
You can’t put a value on a human life,but my wife’s life insurance company made a pretty fair offer.
It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.
Silent people have the loudest minds.
Contributing to entropy since 1994.
Two fundamentals of cool life – Walk like you are the king OR walk like you don’t care ,who is the king.
If there is‘MONEY’….there is a million relatives and enemies.
I love my job only when I’m on vacation
I can see you checking my whatsapp status. B)
I had to take sick day.I’m sick of those peoples.
SI unit of ignorance = “seen”
I wish I could record my dreams so that i could watch dem later……
Whenever i have a problem, I just sing, Then i realize my voice is worse than my problem.
When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?
Sometimes life is too hard to Be alone… And Sometimes life is too good to be alone……… morelove status
I don’t make mistakes, I date them.
I just saved lot of money by lic life insurance ……..By not having any.
Galileo:Great mind…Einstein:genius mind…Newton:Extraordinary mind….Bill gates:brilliant mind…..ME:Never Mind.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
They say we learn from our mistakes; so I m making as many as possible!!!Soon I will be a genius :-B
The only way to fix this situation is to go back to when you asked me out…and say no.
I wish i could trade my heart for another liver …..so that i can drink more and care less
Study economics-when you’re unemployed, at least you’ll know why.
I want the passion to loving me forever.
Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.
Friendship isn’t a big thing – it’s a million little things.
Hey there….. be there
Laugh at your obstacles everybody else does.
The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude.
Dear Mario…..I Wasted My Childhood Trying To Save Your Girlfriend.Now, you help me to save mine.
There’s nothing more precious in this world than the feeling of being wanted.
An opinion without 3.14 is just an onion!
People say me bad…..but trust me I am the worst.
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.
If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above them’.
Error: status unavailable
You are the product of 4 billion years of evolution, now fucking act like it.
face book is the only place where it’s acceptable to talk to a wall
Failure is not an option — it comes bundled with Windows.
I liked things better when I didn’t understand them.
Chaar bottle Vodka, I can’t afford roz ka.
The Rose Speaks of Love Silently, in a language known only to the Heart. Happy Rose Day!
Even romeo went from being “in a relationship” to “it’s complicated”.
When You Sit Alone …You Sit With Your Past …
I like to always carry two sacks around. That way, if someone asks me to lend them a hand, I can say, “Sorry, got these sacks”.
I’ve been using Google for 10 years and I have no idea who uses the “I’m Feeling Lucky” button.
Failure is not an option — it comes bundled with Windows.
Born to Express not Impress
I wish I had google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.
Life was much easier when Apple and Blackberry were just fruits.
The secret of life is not to do what you like, but to like what you do.
My two most HATED words..”I PROMISE”..It doesn’t mean $hit to me!
Coins Always Make Sound But The Currency Notes Are Always Silent! ?that’s why i’m always Calm & Silent
Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.
When Some One Hates You for no reason……………..Give them a reason _!_
For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.
The strawberry shampoo doesn’t taste as good as it smells. check out sad whatsapp status.
I tried to forget you, but the harder I tried, the more I thought about you.
Love your girl like You love your hot Coffee… Enjoy it before its hotness goes.
If procrastination was an Olympic event ,I’d compete in it later.
The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes.
Me and my wife live happily for 25 years… And then we met…!
Exams!!!!The most creative phase of life :)
Its better to be lonely then to be played by wrong people.
Sorry vegetarians we can’t pretend.
SARCASM: Just one of the many services i offer.
Life is like ice cream, enjoy it before it melts.
One day someone will walk into your life and make you see why it never worked out with anyone else.
Fall in love not in line.
The toughest part of letting go is realizing that the other person already did.
Whenever i think of quit smoking, I need a cigarette to think. …..(best whatsapp status 2015)
I’m cool but global warming made me hot
You can disturb me any time if you don’t have time to do something.
I handed her 12 roses, 11 real and 1 fake, and said “I will love you till the last one dies”.