Sardar Ji: Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau shuru kiya hai: "Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye, Mangni k liye 2 dabye, Shadi k liye 3 dabye."
Ek aadmi: Hum Dusri Shadi k liye kya dabaun???
Sardar Ji: Dusri shadi k liye pehle wali ka gala dabye ..!!!???
All ATM's in Punjab are jammed & not working.
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Bcoz,
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All Sardarnies put their hair pin in machine,when asked,"ENTER PIN"
All ATM's in Punjab are jammed & not working.
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Bcoz,
.
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All Sardarnies put their hair pin in machine,when asked,"ENTER PIN"
"My grand father lived for 96 years. He never used glasses."
Sardar:" Ya.. I know.. Few people drink directly from bottle."??!!!!
A sardar soldier captured a Pakistani soldier and gave him a dice and said, " If you get 1,2,3,4 or 5, I will kill you."
Pakistani Soldier :"What if I get 6?"
Sardar:"You'll have to play again."
Sardar finds cigarette box in daughter's room.
Oh my God!! She smokes!!!!
Then finds whisky,
Oh my God!! She drinks!!!!!
Then he saw a boy.
Thank God!! It's all his???!!!!!
One tourist from America asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: No sir, only small Babies!!!
A Sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question....
Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji?
Sardar - Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate..??!!!!
Sardar looks at an IceCube for 1 hour
Some one asks him : What he was doing..??
Sardar replied:-I am checking from where its leaking....??!!!
Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Why??!!!
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y didn't u exchanged?
Sardar: Oye, there was nobody 2 exchange in the lower birth.. ??!!!!
Hitler says : "There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary."
Sardar says: Ab bolne se kya faayda? "Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na"
Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pregnant. She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No, This is her husband speaking !!!
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