ENGINEER JOKES

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Ek Bar Engineering Ke Sabhi Professores Ko Ek Plane Mein Bithaya Gaya.. 
Fir Announce Kiya Gaya Ki Ye Plane Apke Students Ne Bnaya Hai... 
Sab Professors Utar Gaye Par Principal Baithe Rahe... 
Logo Ne Pucha Aapko Darr Nahi Lgta?
Principle: Muje Apne Studnts Par Pura Bharosa Hai...
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Ye Start Hi Nahi Hoga!!

Engineer Jokes | Engineering Ke Student Ne Hostel Se Apne Father Ko Letter Likha

Engineer Jokes | Engineering Ke Student Ne Hostel Se Apne Father Ko Letter Likha

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Ek Engineering Ke Student
Ne Hostel Se Apne Father
Ko Letter Likha
No Money,
No Fun,
Your Son.
.
Jawab Aaya
.
How Sad,
Very Bad,
Your Dad.

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Engineering Education is incomplete without 5 B’s: Guess....

B – Bikes

B – Beers

B – Babes

B – Bunks

And the most important ....

B – Backlogs!!!

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An enGineering Student went & proposed a girl ::
Girl : What can u do to make me love you ?
Boy : I will do what ever u want, I vl bring
stars from the sky, I vl jump from where
ever u say, I vl do anything for u....
Girl : Can u complete ur Engineering without..
a single back??
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Boy : Chalta hu behan..... apna khyal rakhna...

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Engineer: Kitna mushkil hai teacher se pyar karna
.
Friend: Kyon ???
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.
Engineer: 15 page ka love letter bheja tha
.
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Pagli ne assignment samajh ke sign kar k wapis kar diya..!!!!

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Engineer to rikshawala : Are o bhai khali ho kya???

Rikshawala: Haan bilkul khali Hun saab..
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Engineer : Assignment complete karke dedo fir

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If engineers buy ipl team the Ntames of the teams would be:
1.RAJASTHAN RECTIFIERS
2.KOLKATA FUSE WIRES
3.MUMBAI INDICATORS
4.DELHI T****T BEARINGS
5.DECCAN CAPACITORS
6.CHENNAI SUPER CONDUCTORS
7.BANGALORE BACKLOGGERS
8.PUNJAB P-N JUNCTIONS