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Tuesday, December 8, 2015

Aashiqui 3 - Facebook Love Song | Facebook Jokes

FACEBOOK JOKES

!!!!!!!!!!FACEBOOK LOVE SONG!!!!!!!!!!

Aashiqui 3...
Hum offline ab reh nahi sakte
Tere bina kya status mera
Tujhse BLOCK kabhi ho jayenge to...
Khud se hi ho jaayenge Khafa
Kyonki tum hi ho
Ab tum hi ho
Zindagi.. ab tum hi ho๐Ÿ˜‡
Status bhi;
mera Dp bhi;
Mera update๐Ÿ“‹ bhi...
ab tum hi ho
Tere mera rishta hai kaisa
Ek pal offline gawara nahin
Tere liye online๐Ÿ˜€ hain rehte....
Tujhko diya mera waqt sabhi⌚⏰
Koi lamha mera na ho WHATSAPP bina
Har post mein naam teraaa ๐Ÿ”ค
Kyonki tum hi ho๐Ÿ˜Ž
Ab tum hi ho๐Ÿ˜‹
Zindagi ab tum hi ho๐Ÿ˜‘
Morning bhi...
mera noon bhi...
meri evening bhi
Ab tum hi ho..
๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ
Dont Enjoy this alone...
This is Facebook Love song...!!!Keep Share N Like Us!!!
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚....

Friday, April 3, 2015

FACEBOOK JOKES | LATEST SHAYARI, JOKES AND SMS

FACEBOOK JOKES


On Facebook Timeline..

Boy 1: Workin' out... At Gym..
Boy 2: Nice Dude...
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On Gmail Chat/Whatsapp....

Boy 2: Kaha h bhai..
Boy 1: Bhai LPG gas khatam,
Line me laga hu..

Thursday, April 2, 2015

FACEBOOK JOKES | LATEST SHAYARI, JOKES AND SMS

FACEBOOK JOKES

"Warning that should be placed at every offices and malls.."

In case of fire..

Exit building before updating a status on facebook about it..... ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ
FACEBOOK JOKES

FACEBOOK JOKES

"After getting the friend request on Facebook
From an unknown guy.
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Girl : Hey do i know you ?
Boy : Of course no !!!
Girl : Then why the hell.. did you.... Send me a request?
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(Here is awesome reply from the guy)
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Boy : Well facebook suggests me to add you again and again…
And I don’t want to “HURT” Facebook!!"
FACEBOOK JOKES

FACEBOOK JOKES

"FACEBOOK like sms status
Life is much like facebook
Pepole will like your problems
And comment But no one solve them,
Because Everybody seems so busy
In updating their Own..."
FACEBOOK JOKES

FACEBOOK JOKES

"If you want to Avoid so many friend requests...
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Kindly Upload your original photos without Makeup...
Thank U.."
FACEBOOK JOKES

FACEBOOK JOKES

"On FB chat
She : Hi....
Me : Whats going on? Long time!
She : Nothing as such just uploaded new snaps in FB... Like Kar Dena.
*FINALLY I BLOCKED HER*"
FACEBOOK JOKES

FACEBOOK JOKES

"A girl was chatting on fb with a stranger…

Stranger: Hey pretty, could u plz give me your email Id?

Girl: Oh Yes, for sure!

Its

Ihaveaboyfriend_andilovehimalot@getlost.com

Stranger: Mine is

Iamyourfather_andyouaredead@meetmenow.com"
FACEBOOK JOKES

FACEBOOK JOKES

"New Age Poem: Chatting Chatting...???
Yes Papaaa.
With New Boy Friends...???
No Papaaa.
Telling Lies.?
No Papaaa...
Open Ur Facebook...Ha Ha Ha."
FACEBOOK JOKES

FACEBOOK JOKES

"I Thinks That Facebook Should Change The Status Question From
"What's On Your Mind?"
To...
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Whats Your Problem Today?"
FACEBOOK JOKES

FACEBOOK JOKES

"I Want To Make A Facebook Account
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And The Name Will Be Nobody
So When I See Stupid Scrap People Post,
I Can Like It... And It Will Say.....
Nobody Likes This...."
FACEBOOK JOKES

FACEBOOK JOKES

"She : You post so good on facebook, what do you do, what's your qualification ?
Me: Software Engineer , yours?
Me: Hello
Me: Are you there ???
Me: You there ???
Me: There ???
Me: ???"
FACEBOOK JOKES

FACEBOOK JOKES

"Single male selfie: 12 Likes
Single female selfie : 300 likes
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His couple post: 300 likes
Her couple post: 12 likes..."
FACEBOOK JOKES

FACEBOOK JOKES

"Do you have Facebook?
No.
How about Twitter?
No.
Do you have Whatsapp?
No.
Then, what do you have?
A life.
Great , I need it for Candy Crush?"
FACEBOOK JOKES

FACEBOOK JOKES

"Very cute answer by Bf to his Gf...!! "

Girl--Why my name is
always on your facebook
status in every 2 minutes..??
' ' .
Boy--Because Facebook keeps asking me
--"What's On My Mind.."??
And Honestly.. It's always
You..."
FACEBOOK JOKES

FACEBOOK JOKES

"Girl's Status On Facebook:
'Feeling Sad!!!' 17021 Comments.
Boy's Status: 'Going To Commit Suicide!'
2 Likes And 1 Comment -
Think About It Dude....
Drop The Plan, If You Can!"
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