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Tuesday, March 31, 2015

CID JOKES

CID JOKES

Bachon ke kandho ko kitabone jhukhya . .
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ACP:- Daya tum khuni ko pakdo me "mutravisargen karke aya"

CID JOKES

CID JOKES

Xam Me copy Kar K Pas Hue Jaise-Taise....
Xam Me copy Kar K Pas Hue Jaise-Taise....
ACP-Daya Pata lagao Akhir Munni Badnaam Hui to Hui Kaise???!!!

CID JOKES

CID JOKES

Kashmir pe India ka hamesha se Haq tha,
Kashmir pe India ka hamesha se Haq tha,
ACP bola 'Muzhe pehle se tumpe shaq tha..'

CID JOKES

CID JOKES

Saare shehar mein Kapdo ki SALE ka bol bala hai.... Wah wah....
Saare shehar mein Kapdo ki SALE ka bol bala hai.... Wah wah...
ACP praduman bola dal mein kuch kala hai

CID JOKES

CID JOKES

Arz kiya hai..

Aane wala pal, Jaane wala hai.. Wah wah..
Aane wala pal, Jane wala hai.. Wah wah..
Aur ACP bola, Daya..Dal mein zarur kuch kala hai....

CID JOKES

CID JOKES

Lady: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
Daya: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?
Lady: Haan, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
Abhijeet: Rahul Sach Me Tumhara Bhai Tha???
Lady: Ha Sir...wo Mera Bhai Tha
Acp: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum Rahul Ki Behen Ho ....

CID JOKES

CID JOKES

India mein abhi itne khoon hue nahi honge . .
Jitne CID ne solve kar diye!!!!
Thoko like!!!

CID JOKES

CID JOKES

Cricket Ke Saare Ball Catch Hue...
Cricket Ke Saare Ball Catch Hue...
Fredricks Kya Fingerprints Match Hue?

CID JOKES

CID JOKES

IPL ke matches dekh k logo ko maja aa raha hai...
IPL ke matches dekh k logo ko maja aa raha h...
12 saal se DAYA ek hi QUALIS Chala rha hai!!!!

CID JOKES

CID JOKES

Agle Vasant Mein Yeh Kali Jaroor Khilegi....
Agle Vasant Mein Yeh Kali Jaroor Khilegi....
Daya, Khuni Ko Us K Kartutko Ki Saja Jaroor Milegi..!!!!!

CID JOKES

CID JOKES

Once Rajnikant Teaches A Kid:
How To Open The Door Without Ringing The Bell ? ..
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Now That Kid Is Known As C.I.D. Inspector Daya!!!!

CID JOKES

CID JOKES

Good Morning Ke Baad Afternoon Hua Hai,
Good Morning Ke Baad Afternoon Hua Hai,
Daya Ye Sadharan Maut Nahi Iska Khoon Hua Hai.

CID JOKES

CID JOKES

Tumhari Biwi Ki Bahen Tumhari Sali He.... Wah Wah.....
Tumhari Biwi Ki Bahen Tumhari Sali He.... Wah Wah.....
Acp Says: Daya Ye Pistol To Khali Hai.

CID JOKES

CID JOKES

Abhijeet Bola Daya Yeh Ladki Badi Rangeen Hai Gaur Farmaaiye,
Abhijeet Bola Daya Ladki Badi Rangeen Hai
Daya Bola Abhijeet, Ladki Toh Rangeen Hai Par Maamla Bada Sangeen Hai!!!!

CID JOKES

CID JOKES

Ar Se Pehle Me Umeed Kyo Chhodu
Haar Se Pehle Me Umeed Kyo Chhodu
Daya Says Salary Sabko Milti He Darwaza Main Hi Kyo Todu??

CID JOKES

CID JOKES

Don't Loose Hope If You Aren't
Getting Promotion In Office.
Remember, Pradyumann Is Still An Acp And,
Daya Is Still An Inspector!
And That Too, Even After 17 Years Of Service!

CID JOKES

CID JOKES

Jindagi Me Aage Badne Se Yun Na Daro,
Wah Wah....
Jindagi Me Aage Badne Se Yun Na Daro. . . .
Daya Jaldi Se Us Gaadi Ka Picha Karo....

CID JOKES

CID JOKES

Rajnikant says 'Yenna Rascala MIND IT'.....
Rajnikant says 'Yenna Rascala MIND IT'.. ..
WahWah ..
Abhijit bola: Lash Yahin hai "FIND IT"..."

CID JOKES

CID JOKES

Bubly-bunty mera pati tha
Daya-oh toh bunty tumhara pati tha
Abhijeet-matlab bubly bunty ki patni hai
ACP-nahi nahi abhijeet muze ab sab samajme aaya
Daya-kya sir
ACP-bunty aur bubly pati-patni hai daya
Case solved!!!

CID JOKES

CID JOKES

Phool khil gae baharon mai ghata chaa gaiiiiiiiii   Wah Wah ...
Phool khil gae baharon mai ghata chaa gaiiiiiiiii   Wah Wah ...
DR SALUKHE KYA POSTMORTUM REPORT AA GAI...

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