Showing posts with label MARRIAGE JOKES. Show all posts
Showing posts with label MARRIAGE JOKES. Show all posts

Saturday, June 6, 2015

MARRIAGE JOKES

MARRIAGE JOKES

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Husband & Wife - too good.....
Just tooo goood..

This is the best and most civil way to have a fight ....
Between husband and wife instead of resorting to physical force...

Poems written by WIFE and HUSBAND.

                             WIFE:
I wrote your name on sand it got washed..
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.

                           HUSBAND:
God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.
He saw me in the dark, he created light.
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

                             WIFE:
Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far

                     HUSBAND:
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you?

                     WIFE:
Roses are red; Violets are blue
Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
Not in cage but outside, laughing at you...!!!

Monday, May 4, 2015

MARRIAGE JOKES

MARRIAGE JOKES

Gharwaali ke taane jab
hudse bahaar hojaaye to
turant chappal uthake..
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Pehanle aur ghar se
bahaar nikal jaaye.
Beech mein aapne jo socha
woh sochke accha laga na...!!!

Sunday, May 3, 2015

MARRIAGE JOKES

MARRIAGE JOKES

एक पत्नी ने अपने पति को कॉल लगाया और
पूछा – “क्या कर रहे हो ?”

पति- “ऑफिस में हूँ …
बहुत बिजी हूँ … !
और तुम
क्या कर रही हो….?”
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पत्नी – “मैकडोनाल्ड रेस्तरां में तुम्हारे पीछे
बच्चों के साथ बैठी हूं
 और बच्चे पूछ रहे हैं
कि पापा के साथ कौन-सी बुआ बैठी है…?”

Saturday, April 18, 2015

MARRIAGE JOKES

MARRIAGE JOKES

पति:- भगवान लड़कियां हमेशा प्यारी होती हैं....
पर बीवी क्यों इतनी खतरनाक होती है??!!!!

भगवान:- क्योंकि लड़कियां में बनाता हूँ और उन्हें बीवी तुम बनाते हो, तुम्हारी समस्या।
तुम ही झेलो!!!!😯😋

Friday, April 10, 2015

MARRIAGE JOKES

MARRIAGE JOKES

Husband-talak lena hai...

Advocate-talak lene ke liye 5000/- lagenge..

Husband-pagal ho kya????  Pandit ne 51/- me shadi kari thi....

Advocate-dekh liye na saste ka Natija!!

Thursday, April 9, 2015

MARRIAGE JOKES

MARRIAGE JOKES

Call summary --

Boy to boy
00:00:59

Boy to mom
00:00:50

Boy to dad
00:00:30

Boy to girl
01:23:59

Girl to girl
05:29:59

Wife to Husband!!!!
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