Aashiqui 3 - Facebook Love Song | Facebook Jokes

Aashiqui 3 - Facebook Love Song | Facebook Jokes

ENGLISH JOKES FACEBOOK JOKES FACEBOOK V/S WHATSAPP JOKES JOKES WHATSAPP JOKES

!!!!!!!!!!FACEBOOK LOVE SONG!!!!!!!!!!

Aashiqui 3...
Hum offline ab reh nahi sakte
Tere bina kya status mera
Tujhse BLOCK kabhi ho jayenge to...
Khud se hi ho jaayenge Khafa
Kyonki tum hi ho
Ab tum hi ho
Zindagi.. ab tum hi ho😇
Status bhi;
mera Dp bhi;
Mera update📋 bhi...
ab tum hi ho
Tere mera rishta hai kaisa
Ek pal offline gawara nahin
Tere liye online😀 hain rehte....
Tujhko diya mera waqt sabhi⌚⏰
Koi lamha mera na ho WHATSAPP bina
Har post mein naam teraaa 🔤
Kyonki tum hi ho😎
Ab tum hi ho😋
Zindagi ab tum hi ho😑
Morning bhi...
mera noon bhi...
meri evening bhi
Ab tum hi ho..
😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜
Dont Enjoy this alone...
This is Facebook Love song...!!!Keep Share N Like Us!!!
😂😂😂😂....

WHATSAPP JOKES

WHATSAPP JOKES

FUNNY JOKES HINDI JOKES HINDI SMS JOKES SMS WHATSAPP JOKES WHATSAPP SMS

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WHATSAPP JOKES

WHATSAPP JOKES

ENGLISH JOKES ENGLISH SMS FUNNY JOKES JOKES SMS WHATSAPP JOKES WHATSAPP SMS

How to get rid of dark circles near ur eyes...

1) Open Whats App
2) Go to settings
3) Deactivate your account

😜😉😄


 How To Call An urgent Family Meeting In 3 Easy Steps:
1. Go to the Wi Fi router
2. Turn it Off
3. Wait in that Room !!😄😄😄



 👦👈Normal Photo
👱👈Selfie
🌚👈 Aadhar Card
🌑👈 Aadhar Card Xerox

😜😜😜😜😂😂😂😂

ENGINEER JOKES

ENGINEER JOKES

ENGINEER JOKES ENGLISH JOKES JOKES

Ek Bar Engineering Ke Sabhi Professores Ko Ek Plane Mein Bithaya Gaya.. 
Fir Announce Kiya Gaya Ki Ye Plane Apke Students Ne Bnaya Hai... 
Sab Professors Utar Gaye Par Principal Baithe Rahe... 
Logo Ne Pucha Aapko Darr Nahi Lgta?
Principle: Muje Apne Studnts Par Pura Bharosa Hai...
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Ye Start Hi Nahi Hoga!!

Engineer Jokes | Engineering Ke Student Ne Hostel Se Apne Father Ko Letter Likha

Engineer Jokes | Engineering Ke Student Ne Hostel Se Apne Father Ko Letter Likha

ENGINEER JOKES ENGLISH JOKES JOKES

Ek Engineering Ke Student
Ne Hostel Se Apne Father
Ko Letter Likha
No Money,
No Fun,
Your Son.
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Jawab Aaya
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How Sad,
Very Bad,
Your Dad.

HUSBAND V/S WIFE JOKES

HUSBAND V/S WIFE JOKES

HINDI JOKES HUSBAND V/S WIFE JOKES JOKES

पत्नी और घड़ी के बीच का संबंध: -
१. घड़ी चौबीस घंटे टिक-टिक करती रहती है !!
और पत्नी चौबीस घंटे चिक-चिक करतीरहती है !!
२. घड़ी की सूइयाँ घूम-फिर कर वहींआ जाती हैं !!
उसी प्रकार पत्नी को आप कितना भी समझा लो,
वो घूम-फिर कर वहीं आ जायेगी और अपनी ही बात
मनवायेगी !!
३. घड़ी में जब १२ बजते हैं तो तीनों सूइयाँ एक दिखाई देती हैं !!
लेकिन पत्नी के जब १२ बजते हैं तो एक
पत्नी भी ३-३ दिखाई देती है !!
४. घड़ी के अलार्म बजने का फिक्स टाइम है !!
लेकिन पत्नी के अलार्म बजने का कोई फिक्स टाइम नहीं है !

SCHOOL/COLLEGE JOKES

SCHOOL/COLLEGE JOKES

ENGLISH JOKES JOKES SCHOOL/COLLEGE JOKES

LECTURE ME MASTI THI...
HAMARI BHI KUCH HASTI THI...
TEACHER KA SAHARA THA DIL YE AAWARA THA...
KAHAN AA GAYE IS DEGREE KI AAFAT MEIN YAAR... 
WO SCHOOL HI KITNA PAYARA THA...!!