AJIT AND ROBERT JOKES

AJIT AND ROBERT JOKES

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Robert: Boss, mere teen bacche hue. Unko kya naam doon?
Ajit: Ek ka naam rakhna Peter, doosre ka Maikal,
aur teesre ka Cha Ling Chu.
Robert: Par Cha Ling Chu kyoon?
Ajit: Bewakoof, duniya ka har teesra bacchaa Chinese hota hai!!!

AJIT AND ROBERT JOKES

AJIT AND ROBERT JOKES

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Scene: Ajit is leering at a girl who happens to be
the sister of one of the extras.

Extra: "Saab bechaari goongi hai.''
Ajit: "Arre hum kahaan usse ramayan padhvaane jaa rahe hain .''

AJIT AND ROBERT JOKES

AJIT AND ROBERT JOKES

AJIT AND ROBERT JOKES ENGLISH JOKES JOKES

Robert: Boss? Is kaa kyaa kare boss?
Ajit: Robert! Is pille ko liquid oxygen me daal do.
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Liquid ise jeene nahi dega, aur oxygen ise marne nahi dega.

AJIT AND ROBERT JOKES

AJIT AND ROBERT JOKES

AJIT AND ROBERT JOKES ENGLISH SMS SMS

Ajit: Michael, ise liquid helium mein daal ke 440 V pass kar do. Phir yeh superconductor ban jaayega, aur zindagi bhar ticket kaat-ta reh jaayega.

AJIT AND ROBERT JOKES

AJIT AND ROBERT JOKES

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Mikaal to Ajit: Boss Robert ke ghar twins paida hue hain, usne kaha hai ki boss se pucch kar inke naam rakh do.
Ajit: Mikaal, Robert se kaho ek ka naam peter rakh de or dusre ka repeater !

AJIT AND ROBERT JOKES

AJIT AND ROBERT JOKES

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Ajit: Raabert, Dayna (Diana) ko kuch khatta pila do.
Robert: Kyon boss?
Ajit: Bewkoof, woh Dayna se Daynasour ho jayegi, phir extinct kar dena.

AJIT AND ROBERT JOKES

AJIT AND ROBERT JOKES

AJIT AND ROBERT JOKES ENGLISH JOKES JOKES

Ajit: Maikal, Is saale ke ek haath mein laal aur doosre haath mein hara rang laga do.
Maikal: Lekin kyon baas? Ajit: Bewakoof, itnaa bhi nahin jaanta?
Jab police yahaan aayegi to ise range haathon pakad legi.