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Thursday, April 9, 2015

Wife to husband as they watch their young son playing:

"He's such a sensitive child. Let's wait until he's older before we tell him you're an accountant."

What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?

It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait - 13 seconds...., no wait - 14 seconds..., no wait......!!!

An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.

Acc. Said : "Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night."

Doctor : "Have you tried counting sheep?"

Acc. reply : "That's the problem - I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it."

Ques. : What is a Budget?

Ans. : An orderly system for living beyond your means.

If an accountant's wife cannot sleep, what does she say?"Darling, could you tell me about your work."

An accountant visited the Natural History museum.

While standing near the dinosaur he said to his neighbor: "This dinosaur is two billion years and ten months old".

Neighbour asked : "Where did you get this exact information?"

Acc. said : "I was here ten months ago, and the guide told me that the dinosaur is two billion years old."