Tuesday, December 8, 2015

WHATSAPP JOKES

How to get rid of dark circles near ur eyes...

1) Open Whats App
2) Go to settings
3) Deactivate your account

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 How To Call An urgent Family Meeting In 3 Easy Steps:
1. Go to the Wi Fi router
2. Turn it Off
3. Wait in that Room !!😄😄😄



 👦👈Normal Photo
👱👈Selfie
🌚👈 Aadhar Card
🌑👈 Aadhar Card Xerox

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Husband- Darling..! Tumhara naam hath pe likhu ya dil pe.?
Wife- Edhar udhar kyu likhte ho?
Agar saccha pyar karte ho to sidhe apne property ke paper pe likho...!!
😀Moral : Aaj ki biwi ke saamne style nahi marne ka..!!

Arz kiya hai....
Ye auratein badi chaalaak hoti hai...
Ye auratein badi chaalaak hoti hai...
Apni profile pic me akeli...
Aur pati ke profile pic me saath hoti hai
😜😜😜

Few more😀
Height of guessing an answer......
Teacher - who was chandra gupta morya.
Santa - he was cousin of ganpati bappa morya....
😂😂😂
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Boy: hey i bought a new i-phone 5

Girl: wow..... Konsi company ka???

Boy: ja behen tu ghar ja, reebok ka laya hu...
😂😂😂
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Ek dum latest....
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👸Air hostess to Pandit: Sir, kya lenge?
👴Pandit- Puri, Sabji, Khir aur Laddu.
👸Air hostess- Sir, aap kingfisher ke plane me baithe hai, Vijay malya ke shraadh me nahi...
📖 📖 📖 😄😃😀😜
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Sonakshi Sinha knocks on santa's door: Kya aapke toothpaste me namak hai??        
Santa: Chal bhaag Moti, ab thodi der me puchegi kya aapke shampoo me Chaatmasala hai!!!
Sardaar dekha nahi ki shuru ho jaate hai
😝😂⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡
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Santa to Son: "maths vich fail kyu hoya"..
Son: 1st day teacher kendi 5+3=8..
Agle din kendi 6+2=8..fir kendi 4+4=8
ullu di pathi khud confusd hai mainu ki padhaegi..
😝😝😛😛
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Mom to Children :- Jo meri baat maanega aur mujhe ulta jawab nahi dega, usko mai Gift dungi
Children :- Lo kar lo baat is tarah to saare gift Papa hi le jaayenge ...        
😝😝😝😝😝😝😝
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Sir: Define Energy ?
Santa: Sir pura nahi aata hai, thoda last ka pata hai, bas.

Sir: Thik hai, jitna aata hai utna bolo.

Santa: "and this is called Energy......"
😖😜😉😁😃😄😓
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Salesman: Sir, cockroach ke liye powder loge kya?

Santa: " Nahi, hum cockroach ko itna laad-pyar nahi karte.. Aaj powder laga denge to kal sala DEO mangega!!

Salesman Fainted 😝😝😝🎸🎸
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Don't laugh alone pass it on.....

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