Sunday, November 15, 2015

LATEST SMS COLLECTION 2015 II TOP SMS COLLECTION


Nishana jo le wo SURVIR, 
Nishane pe jo lag jaye wo TIR, 
Dil me jo utar jaye wo TASVIR, 
Mere Jaise Dost ki saath mil jaye wo ACHI TAQDIR... 
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Phool bankar muskarana zindagi, 
muskarake gum bhulana zindagi, 
jeet kar koi khush ho to kya hua, 
haar kar khushiya manana bhi zindagi... 
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Aapke haath me 
mobile hai.. 

Chehere pe khubh c 
smile hai... 

SMS ki achchi khasi 
File hai... 

Phir bhi 
SMS nahi karte... 

yaar, yeh kaun sa 
stupid style hai?? 
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Apple- I look like the human heart
Mango- I look like a stomach
Grapes- I look like eyes
Banana- I hate this game

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Kripya Dhyaan De, 
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Dhyaan dene k liye Shukriya! 
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Ummido ki shama dil me mat jalana, 
is jahan se alag duniya mat basana, 
aaj bas mood me tha to SMS kar diya, 
par roj intezar me palke mat bichana! 
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Geeta mein likha hai? 
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are yaar yahan kya dhund raha hai, maine kaha geeta mein likha hai!! 
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SORRY Dont get confused, arey baba 'SORRY' means S - SOME O - ONE'S R - REALLY, R - REMEMBERING Y - YOU. 
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Aapki muskan hamari kamzori hai, Keh na pana hamari majburi hai, Aap kyon nahin samajhte is khamoshi ko, Kya khamoshi ko zuban dena zaruri hai? 
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Santa-Bhaiya aaj somose acche nahi bane hai
Kal wale acche the
Samosa waala- kaya baat kar rahe ho?
ye smose kal wale to hai bhaiya....
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Ikraar mein shabdon ki ehmiyat nahi hoti, 
Dil ke jazbaat ki awaaz nahi hoti, 
Aankhen bayaan kar deti hain dil ki daastan, 
Mohabbat lafzon ki mohtaaz nahi hoti! 
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Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge 
Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge 
Hum se jitna dur jao nazdik pao ge 
Humein mita sakte ho to mita do 
yaadein meri, magar.. 
kya sapno se juda kar pao ge humein. 
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Yaadon ki parchayee mein ab to aaye tera hi cehra 
Tu abhi tak iss baat se hai anjaan main hoon deewana tera 
Izhaar-e-mohabaat karne to bahot baar socha maine 
Par har baar tere hi aks ne roka hai rastaa mera 
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Na chaho kisi ko itna ki chahat aapki majburi ban 
jaye, 
chaho kisi ko itna aapka pyaar uske liye jaruri ban 
jaye 
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Pani main pathar mat pheko 
Koi pani pita hai 
Pani main pathar mat pheko 
Koi pani pita hai 
Apne chehre par muskuhart sajaye rakha karo 
Koi isi muskan ke liye jita hai 
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Airtel Girl to Santa-kaya aap ke Mobile 4G hai?
Santa- Mere Mobile me 6G hai
Girl-Impossible!!
Santa- U ka hai hamra mobile me double sim hai aur dono me 3G+3G hai
to ho gaya na madam 6G
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Sabhi nagme saaz mein gaye nahi jaate, 
sabhi log mehfil mein bulaaye nahi jaate, 
kuch paas reh kar bhi yaad nahi aate, 
kuch dur reh kar bhi bhoolaye nahi jaate... 
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Har pal ne kaha ek pal se... 
Pal bhar ke liye aap mere samne aa jao... 
pal bhar ka saath kuch aisa ho... 
ki har pal tum hi yaad aao... 
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.Humse door jayoge kaise, 
Dil se hume bhulayoge kaise, 
Hum to vo khusboo hain jo aapki 
saanso mein baste hain, 
Khud ki saanso ko rok payoge kaise 
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Bhartiya naari sanskaar wali hoti hai
Vo kabhi sabke samne apne pati ko
-Abe Gadhe
-Oye Gadhe
-Sun Gadhe
nahi bolti
esiliye wo short me
"A.G./O.G./Suno G. kahti hai"
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Jab tanhai me aapki yaad aati hai, 
Hontho pe ek hi fariyad aati hai... 
Khuda aapko har khushi de, 
Kyonki aaj bhi hamari har khushi aapke baad aati hai.. 
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Talaash Karo koi tumhe mil jayega, 
Magar hamari tarha tumhe kaun chahega, 
Zarur koi chahat ki nazar se tumhe dekhega, 
Magar ankhein hamari kahan se layega..!! 
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Jub Khamosh Aankho Se Baat Hoti Hai 
Aise Hi Mohabbat Ki Suruwat Hoti Hai 
Tumhare Hi Khayalo Mein Khoye Rehte Hain 
Pata Nahi Kab Din Kab Raat Hoti Hai 
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Khud Ko Khud Ki Khabar Na Lage, 
Koi Achha B Is Kadar Na Lage, 
Aap Ko Dekha Hai Bas Us Nazar Se, 
Jis Nazar Se Aap Ko Nazar Na Lage... 
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Zarurat hi nai alfaaz ki, 
pyaar to cheez hai bas ehsaas ki, 
paas hote to manzar hi kya hota, 
dur se hi khabar hai hume aapki har saans ki... 
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Kashish honi chahiye kisi ko yaad karne ki, 
lamhe to apne aap mil jayenge, 
waqt hona chahiye kisi ko milne ka, 
bahane to apne aap hee mil jayenge. 
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Lamhe judai ke bekarar karte hain, 
Haalat meri mujhe laachar karte hain, 
Aankhe meri pad lo kabhi, 
Ham khud kaise kahe ki 
hum aapse pyaar karte hain. 
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Ek Shadi me jab photographer ne Dhara-dhar Radhe Maa ke 300 photo khich liye
taab Dulhan ke papa ne use bataya "Ruko Bhai ruko jraa... Dulhan Radhe
Maa nahi hai, Dulhan abhi beauty parlour me hai
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Hasrat-e-Didaar ke liye uski gali me Mobile ki dukaan kholi
Maat poocho aab Halat-e-babsi...
Roj ek naya ladka uska Mobile No. ko Rechage karwane aata hai
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Ajeeb si kashish hai aap me 
Ki hum aap k khayalon me khoye rehte hai 
Ye soch kar k aap khawabo me aao ge 
Hum din me bhi soya karte hai. 
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"Duriyon Ki Yun Parvah Na
Kijiye,.................
Jab B Dil Pukare Hume Bula
Lijiye,.................
Hum Jyada Dur Nahi Aap
Se,........................
Bas Apni Aankho Ko Palko Se Mila
Lijiye! ".......

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Badalna aata nahi humko mousmo ki tarah 
Har ek roop main tera intezaar karte hain 
Na tum samet sakogi jise qayamat tak 
Kasam tumhari tumhe itna pyar karte hain. 
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Apke aane se zindagi kitni khubsoorat hai, 
Dil me basayi hai jo woh apki hi surat hai, 
Dur jaana nahi humse kabhi bhulker bhi, 
Hume har kadam per aapki zarurat hai....
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Aajkal Motorcycle Company es prakar ki bike bna rahi hai
Jis par piche baithi ladki
Girlfriend ki jagah esi lagti hai
Jese Vikram ke upper Betaal latka ho....
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Ek achha dost agar 100 baar roothe to use 100 baar manao, kyunki keemti motiyon ki maala jitni baar hbi toote use pirona hi padta hai... 
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"Kasoor Na Unka Hai Na Mera,...............
Hum Dono Hi Rishton Ki Rasme Nibhate
Rahe,..........
Wo Dosti Ka Ehsaas Jatate
Rahe,.............................
Hum Muhabbat Ko Dil Me Chupate
Rahe".................

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Is kadar hum yaar ko manane nikle, uski chahat ke hum deewane nikle, jab bhi use dil ka haal batana chaha, to uske hothon se waqt na hone ke bahane nikle... 
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Aansuo ke girne ki aahat nahi hoti, Dil ke tootne ki awaaz nahi hoti, Agar hota khuda ko ehsaas dard ka, to use dard dene ki Aadat nahi hoti.. 
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Agar Feroz Khan Don hota to dialouge kya hota? 
Mere sar par baal aane ka intezaar to 11 shehron ke naayi kar rahe hain, par mere sar par baal aana mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai... 
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Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai, sitaro ne aasma se salam bheja hai, mubarak ho apko naya saal, hum ne advance me ye piagam bheja hai. Happy New Year. 
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Day by day teri khusiya ho jaye Double, 
Teri zindagi se delete ho jaye sare Trouble, 
Khuda rakkhe humesha tujhe Smart & Fit, 
Tera liye New Year ho Super-Duper Hit!! 
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Din gujar gaya hai intejaar mein, raat gujar gayi intejaar mein, Naya saal mubarak ho aapko, 2006 beet gaya aapke SMS ke intejar mein. 
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Sabke Dilo mein ho sabke liye Pyar, 
Aanewala har din laye Khushiyon ka Tyohar, 
Es ummid k sath aao bhulke sare Gum, 
New Year 2007 ko Hum Sab kare WELCOME 
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Es Naye Saal mein 
Jo tu chahe wo tera ho, 
Har din khubsoorat aur ratein roshan ho, 
Kamiyabi chumte rahe tere kadam humesha yaar, 
Naya Saal Mubarak ho tujhe mere yaar. 
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Beet gaya jo saal,Bhul jaayein, 
Beet gaya jo saal,Bhul jaayein, 
Es Naye Saal ko Gale lagayein, 
Karte hai dua hum Rab se sar jhukake... 
Es Saal k Sare Sapne pure ho Aapke. 
*NAYA SAAL MUBARAK* 
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Purana saal sabse ho raha hai door, 
Purana saal sabse ho raha hai door, 
Kya karein yahi hai kudrat ka dastoor, 
Purane yaadein sochkar udaas na ho tum, 
Naya saal aaya hai chalo... 
DHOOM MACHALE, DHOOM MACHALE DHOOM!! 
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Sunehri Dhoop Barsaat ke baad 
Sunehri dhoop barsaat k bad, 
thori si hansi her baat ke baad, 
usi tarah ho mubarak aap ko 2007, 2006 k baad. 
Wish u a Happy new year. 
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Chritmas ka yeh pyara tyohaar jeevan mein laye khushiyan apaar, santa clause aaye aapke dwar, subhkamna hamari kare sweekar. Merry Christmas. 
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Kejriwaal sarkaar ka sabse bada phesla to "Sharab pine ki umar ko ghtana he hai"
aab modi sarkar laakh koshish kar le kabhi delhi me jeet nahi paayege
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Mubarak naam hai tera, mubarak Eid ho tujko, jise tu dekhna chahe usi ki deed ho tujko 
EiD MuBaRaK. 
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Koi itna Chahe Tumhe to batana, 
Koi tumhare itne Naaz uthaaye to Batana, 
EID MUBARAK to har koi Keh dega tumse, 
Koi Hamari tarah kahey to batana....

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Suna hai 1 bank staff log bhi aandolan karne wale hai
vo kahte hai hum log- Oriental Bank of Commerce me kaam
karte hai to hume bhi OBC maana jaye

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