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ACP:- Daya tum khuni ko pakdo me "mutravisargen karke aya"
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ACP:- Daya tum khuni ko pakdo me "mutravisargen karke aya"
Xam Me copy Kar K Pas Hue Jaise-Taise....
Xam Me copy Kar K Pas Hue Jaise-Taise....
ACP-Daya Pata lagao Akhir Munni Badnaam Hui to Hui Kaise???!!!
Kashmir pe India ka hamesha se Haq tha,
Kashmir pe India ka hamesha se Haq tha,
ACP bola 'Muzhe pehle se tumpe shaq tha..'
Saare shehar mein Kapdo ki SALE ka bol bala hai.... Wah wah....
Saare shehar mein Kapdo ki SALE ka bol bala hai.... Wah wah...
ACP praduman bola dal mein kuch kala hai
Arz kiya hai..
Aane wala pal, Jaane wala hai.. Wah wah..
Aane wala pal, Jane wala hai.. Wah wah..
Aur ACP bola, Daya..Dal mein zarur kuch kala hai....
Lady: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
Daya: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?
Lady: Haan, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
Abhijeet: Rahul Sach Me Tumhara Bhai Tha???
Lady: Ha Sir...wo Mera Bhai Tha
Acp: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum Rahul Ki Behen Ho ....
India mein abhi itne khoon hue nahi honge . .
Jitne CID ne solve kar diye!!!!
Thoko like!!!
Cricket Ke Saare Ball Catch Hue...
Cricket Ke Saare Ball Catch Hue...
Fredricks Kya Fingerprints Match Hue?
IPL ke matches dekh k logo ko maja aa raha hai...
IPL ke matches dekh k logo ko maja aa raha h...
12 saal se DAYA ek hi QUALIS Chala rha hai!!!!
Agle Vasant Mein Yeh Kali Jaroor Khilegi....
Agle Vasant Mein Yeh Kali Jaroor Khilegi....
Daya, Khuni Ko Us K Kartutko Ki Saja Jaroor Milegi..!!!!!
Once Rajnikant Teaches A Kid:
How To Open The Door Without Ringing The Bell ? ..
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Now That Kid Is Known As C.I.D. Inspector Daya!!!!
Good Morning Ke Baad Afternoon Hua Hai,
Good Morning Ke Baad Afternoon Hua Hai,
Daya Ye Sadharan Maut Nahi Iska Khoon Hua Hai.
Tumhari Biwi Ki Bahen Tumhari Sali He.... Wah Wah.....
Tumhari Biwi Ki Bahen Tumhari Sali He.... Wah Wah.....
Acp Says: Daya Ye Pistol To Khali Hai.
Abhijeet Bola Daya Yeh Ladki Badi Rangeen Hai Gaur Farmaaiye,
Abhijeet Bola Daya Ladki Badi Rangeen Hai
Daya Bola Abhijeet, Ladki Toh Rangeen Hai Par Maamla Bada Sangeen Hai!!!!
Ar Se Pehle Me Umeed Kyo Chhodu
Haar Se Pehle Me Umeed Kyo Chhodu
Daya Says Salary Sabko Milti He Darwaza Main Hi Kyo Todu??
Don't Loose Hope If You Aren't
Getting Promotion In Office.
Remember, Pradyumann Is Still An Acp And,
Daya Is Still An Inspector!
And That Too, Even After 17 Years Of Service!
Jindagi Me Aage Badne Se Yun Na Daro,
Wah Wah....
Jindagi Me Aage Badne Se Yun Na Daro. . . .
Daya Jaldi Se Us Gaadi Ka Picha Karo....
Rajnikant says 'Yenna Rascala MIND IT'.....
Rajnikant says 'Yenna Rascala MIND IT'.. ..
WahWah ..
Abhijit bola: Lash Yahin hai "FIND IT"..."
Bubly-bunty mera pati tha
Daya-oh toh bunty tumhara pati tha
Abhijeet-matlab bubly bunty ki patni hai
ACP-nahi nahi abhijeet muze ab sab samajme aaya
Daya-kya sir
ACP-bunty aur bubly pati-patni hai daya
Case solved!!!
Phool khil gae baharon mai ghata chaa gaiiiiiiiii Wah Wah ...
Phool khil gae baharon mai ghata chaa gaiiiiiiiii Wah Wah ...
DR SALUKHE KYA POSTMORTUM REPORT AA GAI...
Meri billi ne ki meeaaoooo!
Meri billi ne ki meeaaoooo!
Daya ne goli mari Dhishkyaooooo Dhishkyaooooo !!!
Daya: My god, he is dead.
ACP: Lagta hai iski maut marne se hui hai.
Dr. Salunkhe: Nahi boss, iski maut marne se nahi, jaan jane se hui hai.
Aaj kal bacho ne padna chod diya?
Gor frmaiye..
Aaj kal bacho ne padna chod diya???...
ACP tha toilet me or Daya ne darwaja tod diya??
Disco Baar Me Kyu Hai Dhamaal ????
Disco Baar Me Kyu Hai Dhamaal ????
A.C.P. Bola Daya Surakshit Kaale Mere Baal....
Vasmol Ne Kiya Kamaal....
Aajkal CID ki shayari ka kahar hai...
Aajkal CID ki shayari ka kahar hai....
Dr. Salukhe bole iski maut ki wajah ZAHAR hai....
Na Tasveer Hai Tumhari Jo Deedar Kia Jaye,
Na Tum Ho Paas Jo Pyar Kia Jaye,
Yeh Kaisa Dard Diya Hai Tum Ne,
Na Kuch Kaha Jaye Na Tum Bin Raha Jaye.
Chord Ke Jaman Jaunga Mai....
Humesha Nahi Thordi Hi Paal Ke Liye....
Laut Ke Na Aun To Mujhe Bhula Dena....
Mere Khayal Aapne Dill Se Nikal Dena....
Samajh Lena Mai Iss Duniya mai Nahi Hum....
Sittaro ke Banho Se Dekh Raha Hum Tumhe....
Tujhe Masus Kar Raha Hum....
Aur, Tere Pyar Ko Hasil Kar Raha Hum....
Tere Dil se Mere Khayal Mita Raha Hum....
Humne Apni Sanso Par Unka Naam Likh Liya,
Nahi Jante The Ki Humne Kuchh Galat Kiya,
Wo Pyaar Ka Vada Humse Karke Mukar Gaye,
Khair Unki Bewafai Se Kuchh Toh Sabak Liya..
Toot Jaate Hain Sabhi Rishte Magar
Dil Se Dil Ka Raabta Apni Jagah
Dil Ko Hai Tujh Se Na Milne Ka Yaqeen
Tujh Se Milne Ki Dua Apni Jagah…
Tanhaai Mein Ajeeb Zamane Ki Wafa Dekhta Raha , Umar Bhar Apna Ghar Tanha Dekhta Raha..
Kahin Na Kahin Toh Badal Hi Jaate Hain Silsile , Magr Main Jahan Gaya Sehra Dekhta Raha..
Jaane Kyon Qatraate Hain Log Mujhe Milne Se , Kal Shab Derr Talak Aaina Dekhta Raha..
When I married you,
I considered it my biggest folly
But after spending this much time with you
I realized that living with you is what I dreamed my life to be.
May we be together for the rest of our lives. Love you always.
I know that sometimes I am hard to deal with.
Still, you manage to stay by my side.
Thank you for just being there when I needed you most.
Happy Anniversary!!!!
May you always find in each other the love, laughter and happiness!
A very warm congratulations on your wedding!!!
Anniversaries are celebrations of shared love, life and togetherness.
May God give you millions of reasons to celebrate your wedding anniversary!
You showed me how it is to be Loved.
Now I know what Really love is.
One day we will be together forever..
I can't wait to hold you in my arms again.
Happy Anniversary!!! My Love!
Jab kuch sapne adhure rah jate hai,
Tab dil k dard ansu bankr bhe jate hai,
Jo khte hai ki hm sirf apke hai,
Pata nhi wo kaise alvida keh jate hai…
Sukhe Hue Phool Jab Kitabo Mein Mil Jayenge,
Bhool Se Phir Hum Tumhe Yaad Aayenge,
Ehsaas Hoga Hamari Chahat Ka,
Jab Dur Bahut Hum Tumse Chale Jayenge.
Koi gham nahi magar dil udas hai,
Tujh se koi rishta nahi phir bhi ehsaas hai,
Kehne ko bohut apnay magar tu ek khas hai,
Zyada emotional na hona uper sub bakwas hai.
Stay away from Anger as it shall hurt you only.
If you are right then there is no need to get angry;
And if you are wrong then you don't have any right to get angry!
Anger is a condition in which the tongue work faster than the mind.
Smile is an action which makes everything work faster except tongue.
Dil todne walon ko saza kyu nahi ,
Har kisi ko pyar ki dua kyu nahi ,
Log kehte hain ishq to ek bimari hai ,
Phir medical mein uski dawa kyu nahi.
You Have Given Me The Love,
That Is Greater Than Anything In The World,
My Days Have Become Extremely Brilliant Through Your Love,
Making Me Understand You Are My Beloved Wife.
Wish You A Cheerful Marriage Anniversary.
I pray for your togetherness, happiness and prosperity till eternity. Happy Wedding Anniversary!
Like the wind loves, Dry autumn leaves.
Let us frolic in between, Breezes for another year. I love you!!!
आप दोनों की जोड़ी कभी ना टूटे;
खुदा करे आप एक-दूसरे से कभी ना रूठें;
यूँ ही एक होकर आप यह ज़िंदगी बिताएं;
खुशियों के यह पल सदा आपके संग हो जाएं।
सालगिरह मुबारक!
When measured by miles, you are far away from me;
When measured by thoughts, you are closer to me;
When measured by closed eyes, you are with me;
When measured by heart, you are in me.
Happy Anniversary, My Love!
I'm wishing you a marriage that is:
Less argumentative and more bonding;
Less nagging and more encouraging;
Less worrisome and more enjoyable;
Less of egoism and more of love.
Happy Wedding Anniversary!
How lucky you two are to make each other's lives complete!
A very happy wedding anniversary to one of the best couples in the world!
May your life be filled with peace, tranquility and joy.
You may cherish with love and all the blessings of Lord be bestowed on you.
Happy Wedding Anniversary!!!
आप हमारी दुआओं में शामिल हो इस तरह;
फूलों में होती है खुशबू जिस तरह;
खुदा आपको ज़िंदगी में इतनी खुशियां दे;
ज़मीन पर बारिश होती है जिस तरह।
सालगिरह मुबारक हो!
ये तेरी मोहब्बत का असर लगता है;
दरिया भी मुझको समंदर लगता है;
एहसास ही बहुत है तेरे होना का;
मेरा घर दुआओं से भरा लगता है।
सालगिरह मुबारक!
Two Words that can change the way you approach d life:
'CAN I' & 'I CAN'.Think which Option you would like to choose....!!!!!
कितना स्मार्ट आपको रब ने बनाया...
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.वाह वाह!!!...
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वाह वाह!!!,....
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.. कितना स्मार्ट आपको रब ने बनाया..
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और हमने तीन दिन पहले ही आपको 'अप्रैल फूल' बनाया... अब करो वाह वाह!!!!
When we are on a mission for SUCCESS,
We have to cross 3 stages:
INSULT
OPPOSITION
ACCEPTANCE
Fools stop at d 1st..
Losers stop at d 2nd..
Winners cross d 3rd..
Everybody will say, mistake is the first step of success,
But the real fact is correction of mistake is the first step of success.
When we are on a mission for SUCCESS,
We have to cross 3 stages:
INSULT
OPPOSITION
ACCEPTANCE
Fools stop at d 1st..
Losers stop at d 2nd..
Winners cross d 3rd..
Success isn't a matter of being the best and winning the race;
Success is a matter of handling the worst and still finishing the race!
Success is like a train.
It has several compartments:
Hardwork, Focus, Luck, etc.
But leading all those is the engine of confidence.
So keep it fit.
Successful people have two things on their "LIPS"
1.Smile,
2.Silence
->Smile can solve problems.
->Silence can avoid problems.
SUCCESS is Important But SATISFACTION is more Important.
B'coz SUCCESS is Other's Valuation for you.
But SATISFACTION is Your Own Valuation for Your Self.
For every practical, there must be a laboratory;
For every problem, there must be a solution;
And for every success, there must be hard work!!!!!
To be Successful, You Need Family & Friends.
BUT, To be Very Successful, You need Enemies & Competitors.
Success lies not in the result but in the effort.
Being the best is Not at all important, doing the best is all that matters!!!!
"See the clock only when you have no work.
Don't see the clock when you are working.
Clock is a lock for success"
A word of encouragement from a true person during failure is worth more than an hour of praise by anyone after success!!!!!!!!!!
Fly in the plane of Ambition & Land in the Airport of Success.
Luck is yours, Wish is mine. May Ur future always shine.
Success Is A Vehicle
Which Moves On A Wheel
Named "Smart Work"
But The Journey Is Impossible
Without The Fuel
Named "Self Confidence!!"
Wen U Start Ur Day...
Keep 3 words In Ur Pocket...
TRY-TRUE-TRUST
TRY-4 Better Future
TRUE-Wid Ur Work
TRUST-In LORD
Then Success Will Be
At Ur Foot Sent
"What is success"..
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In simple words..
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.. When your"SIGNATURE"changes to"AUTOGRAPH"..."That is success"....
What is Success?
In 1988 Sachin Tendulkar failed in English in 10th std..
Now in 2010,10th std's English 1st lesson is about TENDULKAR
That's success!!!!!
No One Gets A Sudden Rise
Not Even The Sun
It Takes Time To Rise To The Peak Of Success
We Just Have To Keep Our Efforts Going..!!!!
Don’t See Others Doing Better Than You…!!!!
Beat Your Own Records Everyday…!!!
Bcoz...Success Is A Fight Between YOU & YOURSELF Not With OTHERS!!!!…..
Fly in the plane of Ambition, &,
Land in the Airport of Success.
Luck is yours, Wish is mine.
May Ur future always shine.
The most used alphabet
'A' doesn't appear in spelling of 1 to 999.
It appears for the first time in 1000 and continues 4ever ...
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"Moral: Success requires Patience!!!!!.."
"Success is not an Accident,
It's the Result of Our Attitude.
Failure is not a Crime,
It's the Lack of Effort.
Work with effort..
Success is yours.."
Trying May Not Guarantee...
S U C C E S S,
But Not Trying Guarantees...
F A I L U R E.
If you ever want 2 succeed in your life follow these :
"Be sweet as honey,
Be fresh as a rose,
Be soft as tissue,
Be regular as a clock,
Be strong as a rock."
Never worry for the delay in your success compared to others ......
Bcoz construction of a pyramid takes too much of time than an ordinary building.
Success never depend on the size of our brain..
It always depends on the size of our thoughts.
What's the secret of success???.... I found the answer in my room.
The fan said: Be cool.
The roof said: Aim high.
The window said: Open up the world.
The clock said: Every minute is precious.
The mirror said: Reflect before you act.
The calendar said: Be up-to-date.
The door said: Push the troubles.
The lamp said: Make light for your future.
Success Is Like Your Own Shadow,
So If You Try To Catch It,
You Will Never Succeed,
Just Ignore It And Walk On Your Own Way,
It Will Follow You Every Where.
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